A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

The unpleasant events you are passing from will not have been profitless to you.

Everybody appreciates a compliment.

in times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsible through time and eternity.

Don't pray that God's on our side, pray that we're on his side.

I can't spare this man, he fights!

Human action can be modified to some extent, but human nature can not be changed