When I got him out he was near froze solid and shivering. He was shaking so hard that I wasted half a glass of whiskey trying to aim it for his mouth. Must have got enough of it into him, though, since it did seem to bring him back to life.

Friends, I agree with you in Providence; but I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon.

Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as a heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere. Destroy this spirit and you have planted the seeds of despotism around your own doors.

Man is not the only animal who labors; but he is the only one who improves his workmanship.

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

Don't judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on his arm

If you intend to go to work there is no better place than right where you are; if you do not intend to go to work, you can not get along anywhere.