Committee: A group which succeeds in getting something done only when it consists of three members, one of whom happens to be sick and another absent.

It is a pleasure to be able to quote lines to fit any occasion.

If they do kill me, I shall never die another death.

Every head should be cultivated.

When I lay down the reins of this administration, I want to have one friend left. And that friend is myself.

You know you've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution

The land-grant university system is being built on behalf of the people, who have invested in these public universities their hopes, their support, and their confidence.