At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!

Almost every thing, especially of governmental policy, is an inseparable compound of the two [good and evil].

I desire to see the time when education, and by its means, morality, sobriety, enterprise and industry shall become much more general than at present.

Elections belong to the people. It's their decision.

Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed.

Don't be fooled. I kept all my workout clothes in that top hat.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.