The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.

Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.

I am in favor of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a whole human being.

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

I will learn, the opportunity will come.

He who molds the public sentiment... makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.

It is my pleasure that my children are free and happy, and unrestrained by parental tyranny. Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents.