It's bad. It's damned bad.

Friendship is the start for what you call love.

Familiarize yourselves with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them. Accustomed to trample on the rights of others, you have lost the genius of your own independence and become the fit subjects of the first cunning tyrant who rises among you.

I cannot make it better known than it already is that I strongly favor colonization.

As long as the Almighty permitted intelligent men, created in his image and likeness, to fight in public and kill each other while the world looks on approvingly, it's not for me to deprive the chickens of the same privilege.

I don't s'pose anybody on earth likes gingerbread better'n I do-and gets less'n I do.

The plainest print cannot be read through a gold eagle.