What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot.

You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

I shall be most happy indeed if I shall be an humble instrument in the hands of the Almighty, and of this his almost chosen people.

A long visit to a friend is often a great bore. Never make people twice glad.

As President, I have no eyes but constitutional eyes; I cannot see you.

Achievement has no color