If elected I shall be thankful; if not, it will be all the same.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
A child is a person who is going to carry on what you have started ... the fate of humanity is in his hands.
I have always thought that all men should be free; but if any should be slaves, it should be first those who desire for themselves, and secondly those who desire it for others. Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.
Must I shoot a simple-minded soldier boy who deserts, while I must not touch a hair of the wily agitator who induces him to desert? I think that in such a cse to silence the agitator and save the boy is not only constitutional but withal a great mercy.