I could be religious, if they sang the hymns to disco.

Prison's a walk in the park compared with being sectioned, mate, it really is.

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

The touring was crazy, it was a lot of work. But I enjoyed it.

Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

If you make a mistake, you should enjoy it.