My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job."

I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat ya with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here!

What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.

My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job."

I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.