I feel like Hollywood is a big high school again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher is the prom king.

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass.

I always knew I was going to die in space.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

Well, I guess most people would only know me from The O.C. I did a few episodes of Gilmore Girls before that. I was also a client on a lot of lawyer shows.

I like great directors who are scarce. Prolific ones are nice too but for me, there's something about the scarcity that makes it all the more valuable.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.