That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

It's really about committing super-hard to whatever you're trying to create. In essence, I'm just copying my favorite comedic actors, and it's the people who make me laugh the hardest who commit the hardest.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.