I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.