It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.
I don’t think any relationship responds well to pressure.
Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious.
I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes actually work.
Caffeine is like a really attractive girl that has nothing to say. You get all jacked up on it and then you're left feeling hollow and empty.
Markets are conversations.