The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed.

The idea of 24-hour news, if you really step back, is pretty insane. Just even saying '24-hour news' almost has satire laced in it.

All we have is our vote. But it's powerful.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.