I got the sense that Alabama is a place where people don't want handouts and don't much care for people talking out of the side of their mouth.

“Firewall” seems both scary and protective at the same time. And how often does that happen within one word besides “military” and “government?”

The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed.

There's always way less improv than people think. The truth is something like 15 percent.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions.