Money coming in says I've made the right marketing decisions
The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake. You can't learn anything from being perfect.
People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.
There'll be a special place in hell for the tape back-up people.
This is the ultimate con game - I'm having fun and people pay me to do it.
The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.