There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

The only place I want to travel to is the United States Of America from 2008 to 2016. Anywhere else is a horribly dangerous time for women and minorities.

People, when they come up to me, are like, "Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?" And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.

Anytime I audition for something, it's always a question of whether or not the people I'm auditioning for understand I'm an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who's going to do what's written.

There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.

At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.