I like to work fast. I despise not having the right tool or, worse, knowing I have it but not being able to find it. It's a pointless delay that wrecks my pace - and mood.

Bad spellers of the world untie!

My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.

Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

We're allowed to explore the world at large on these things; the urban-legend aspect of it is just kind of an excuse.

I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.