I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

Bad spellers of the world untie!

If I haven't had any long term psychological side effects from all the things I've already done on this show, this isn't gonna hurt much more.

The explosions, like the urban legends, are a great way of bringing people in to watch, because it's really fun, and you know we're always going to give you a satisfying ending.

Gravity. It's not just a good idea; it's the law!

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a 'failed experiment.' Any test that yields valid data is a valid test.