The idea of an ordered and elegant universe is a lovely one. One worth clinging to. But you don't need religion to appreciate the ordered existence. It's not just an idea, it's reality. We're discovering the hidden orders of the universe every day.

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.

Am I missing an eyebrow?

I find that your basic Internet chat board is way too vitriolic for my taste.

I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!