I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife's experience is just like that of anybody else whose husband goes away to a blue collar job and comes home bruised and dirty and often proud of the work that they're doing.

I believe that rules do not make us moral; loving each other makes us moral.

Bad spellers of the world untie!

If I haven't had any long term psychological side effects from all the things I've already done on this show, this isn't gonna hurt much more.

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

The fact is that the British Museum had a complete specimen of a dodo in their collection up until the 18th century - it was actually mummified, skin and all - but in a fit of space-saving zeal, they actually cut off the head and they cut off the feet and they burned the rest in a bonfire.

If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.