When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture? It's been very rewarding. I'm not getting the 20 million bucks for the new movies, but at least I'm getting warmth and recognition from people wherever I go.

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!