Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.

A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

Ignorance is stubborn and prejudice is hard.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.