In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity - in short, of tyranny - and it is committed to making tyranny universal.

Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a charming one? A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices you.

The human race has improved everything, but the human race.

Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair shop.