A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Law is not a profession at all, but rather a business service station and repair shop.