Newspaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff.

The human race has improved everything, but the human race.

Your days are short here; this is the last of your springs. And now in the serenity and quiet of this lovely place, touch the depths of truth, feel the hem of Heaven. You will go away with old, good friends. And don't forget when you leave why you came.

As citizens of this democracy, you are the rulers and the ruled, the law-givers and the law-abiding, the beginning and the end.

She was the kind of person who would rather light a candle than curse the darkness.

Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.