Eggheads, unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

[I]t is difficult to picture the great Creator conceiving of a program of one creature (which He has made) using another living creature for purposes of experimentation. There must be other, less cruel ways of obtaining knowledge.

Men may be born free; they cannot be born wise; and it is the duty of the university to make the free wise.

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.

Here, in the dread tribunal of last resort, valor contended against valor. Here brave men struggled and died for the right as God gave them to see the right.

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...

An independent is the guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.