Lampard's not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.
Not many players get three cracks of the cherry.
I'm trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.
There's a certain amount of one-way shirt swapping going on.
The aura of uninvincibility has gone, if there is such a word.
If you're still watching, write in and we'll send you a fiver each.