I'm trying to get some building work done at the moment, quite seriously. Be careful.
If you're still watching, write in and we'll send you a fiver each.
Not many players get three cracks of the cherry.
Lampard's not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.
The aura of uninvincibility has gone, if there is such a word.
There's a certain amount of one-way shirt swapping going on.