If only men came made to order. It's so hard to find a decent fellow.

If there is one thing I hope my books do always and forever, its that they honor working people.

Anything you ever make that matters takes a long time. Some artists never see their work in front of an audience, so for them 15 years is a blink of an eye. I am nothing but grateful.

This is one of those times when explaining a feeling cannot measure up to actually having the feeling

I have held the following jobs: office temp, ticket seller in movie theatre, cook in restaurant, nanny, and phone installer at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.

This is where men and women are different, we can put aside petty competition for relationships - they can't. It interferes.

The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.