I am in total silence when I write - I don't even like the sound of the dryer going - I like the quiet.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who want to know the facts, and those who want to make up a nice story to feel better. I wish I was the kind who made up stories.

Writing comedy is the greatest spiritual gift you can give to anybody anytime.

For a woman, love is the highest dream, and if a man promises to build a ladder tall enough to reach it, she believes him, hikes up her skirt, and follows him to the stars.

That's when you know for sure somebody loves you. They figure out what you need and they give it to you - without you asking.

I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud.

A good mother is irreplaceable.