Real evidence is usually vague and unsatisfactory. It has to be examined---sifted. But here the whole thing is cut and dried. No, my friend, this evidence has been very cleverly manufactured---so cleverly that it has defeated its own ends.
Agatha ChristieI've always noticed that if you speak the truth in a rather silly way nobody believes you.
Agatha ChristieEverybody is very much alike, really. But fortunately, perhaps, they don't realise it. - Miss Marple
Agatha Christie