You agree - I'm sure you agree that beauty is the only thing worth living for.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.

Elephants can remember, but we are human beings and mercifully human beings can forget.

Evil never goes unpunished, Monsieur. But the punishment is sometimes secret.

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

To every problem, there is a most simple solution.