I am all that there is of the most real.

There was a moment when I changed from an amateur to a professional. I assumed the burden of a profession, which is to write even when you don't want to, don't much like what you're writing, and aren't writing particularly well

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

One must make one's own mistakes

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

You can only really get under anybody's skin if you are married to them.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.