Instinct is a marvelous thing. It can neither be explained nor ignored.

Things never come when they are expected.

I've got an uncle myself. Nobody should be held responsible for their uncles. Nature's little throwbacks - that's how I look at it.

The trouble with you and me, is that we don't live in the real world. We dream of fantastic things that may never happen.

If you place your head in a lion's mouth, then you cannot complain one day if he happens to bite it off.

Women can accept the fact that a man is a rotter, a swindler, a drug taker, a confirmed liar, and a general swine, without batting an eyelash, and without its impairing their affection for the brute in the least. Women are wonderful realists.

These little grey cells. It is up to them.