Never worry about what you say to a man. They're so conceited that they never believe you mean it if it's unflattering.
Agatha ChristieIf only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.
Agatha ChristieEveryone is a potential murderer-in everyone there arises from time to time thewish to kill-though not the will to kill.
Agatha ChristieNobody believes in magicians any more, nobody believes that anyone can come along and wave a wand and turn you into a frog. But if you read in the paper that by injecting certain glands scientists can alter your vital tissues and you'll develop froglike characteristics, well, everybody would believe that.
Agatha Christie