The tragedy of life is that people do not change.

And, of course, afterwards -- one always hears these things afterwards, so much better if one heard them before -- we found out that dozens of empty brandy bottles were taken out of the house every week!

At my time of life, one knows that the worst is usually true.

One must make one's own mistakes

Nurses - nurses, you'm all the same. Full of cheerfulness over other people's troubles.

Doctors can do almost anything nowadays, can't they, unless they kill you while they're trying to cure you.

When engaged in eating, the brain should be the servant of the stomach.