Those who never think of money need a great deal of it.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.
The truth, however ugly in itself, is always curious and beautiful to seekers after it.
Doctors can do almost anything nowadays, can't they, unless they kill you while they're trying to cure you.
If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.