He laughs best who laughs at the end.

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.

The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.

One of the saddest things in life, is the things one remembers.

One of the oddest things in life, as we all know, is the way that when you have heard a thing mentioned, within twenty-four hours you nearly always come across it again.

Does the real thing ever have the perfection of a stage performance?