Your not reliable. You wouldn't be at all a comfortable sort of person to live with.
Agatha ChristieIf only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.
Agatha Christie