I've got a stomach now as well as a behind. And I mean - well, you can't pull it in both ways, can you? ... I've made it a rule to pull in my stomach and let my behind look after itself.

In conversation, points arise! If a human being converses much, it is impossible for him to avoid the truth! (Hercule Poirot)

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I've got an uncle myself. Nobody should be held responsible for their uncles. Nature's little throwbacks - that's how I look at it.

I always take abroad with me one really good soft pillow--to me it makes all the difference between comfort and misery.

My remarks are, as always, apt, sound, and to the point. (Hercule Poirot)

Truth, however bitter, can be accepted, and woven into a design for living.