Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.
People who pin their faith to a catchword never feel the necessity of understanding anything.
Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.
Where there is no temptation, there is no virtue.
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.