Humor brings insight and tolerance.

It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.

Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients.

The great dividing line between books that are made to be read and books that are made to be bought is not the purely modern thing it seems. We can trace it, if we try, back to the first printing-presses.

Every true American likes to think in terms of thousands and millions. The word 'million' is probably the most pleasure-giving vocable in the language.

To have given pleasure to one human being is a recollection that sweetens life.

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!