I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.

They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

I really do know football.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.