Capitalism gives all of us a great opportunity if we seize it with both hands and hang on to it.

We been on the road for 18 hours... I need a bath, some chow... and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies,eh?

It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked.

Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.

I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.

I don't even know what street Canada is on.

Public service is my motto.