Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.
It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked.
I have built my organization upon fear.
Public service is my motto.
I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.