I am going to St. Petersburg, Florida, tomorrow. Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best they can. I'm sick of the job-it's a thankless one and full of grief. I've been spending the best years of my life as a public benefactor.

I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.

We been on the road for 18 hours... I need a bath, some chow... and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies,eh?

Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.

You accomplish more with a smile, a handshake, and a gun than you do with just a smile and a handshake.

They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.

A smile can get you far, but a smile with a gun can get you further.