I don't even know what street Canada is on.

Don't you get the idea I'm one of those goddam radicals. Don't get the idea I'm knocking the American system.

Bolshevism is knocking at our gates, we can't afford to let it in...We must keep America whole and safe and unspoiled. We must keep the worker away from red literature and red ruses; we must see that his mind remains healthy.

A crook is a crook, and there's something healthy about his frankness in the matter. But any guy who pretends he is enforcing the law and steals on his authority is a swell snake. The worst type of these punks is the big politician. You can only get a little of his time because he spends so much time covering up that no one will know that he is a thief. A hard-working crook will-and can-get those birds by the dozen, but right down in his heart he won't depend on them-hates the sight of them.

Vote early and vote often.

I would rather be rich affluent and greedy and go to hell when I die, than live in poverty on this earth.

I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for