My dad was a terrible businessman.

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.