Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.

Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it.