Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

I'm crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.

When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.

The institutions that we've built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don't apply to the private sector. The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. The Freedom of Information Act doesn't apply to Silicon Valley. And you can't impeach Google if it breaks its 'Don't be evil' campaign pledge.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.