Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He's helped me out on a couple of occasions when I've given speeches to corporations where he'd have a good... He'd give me some good information.

If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.

Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.

I just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.

Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

I want a president who can handle a cream soda.